So Devil May Cry 5 is coming out soon (I think?)! The real tricky part about it is that it seems DMC5 will be taking place in the BIZARRO UNIVERSE and made by SEGA, not CAPCOM.

It's extreme action but with a reverse Dante, a fairly Asian looking witch with black hair, glasses, a creepy rack, DEADLY HAIR AND EXECUTION MAGIC (it's more awesome than it sounds), magic slowdown witch powers, BUTTERFLIES AND FEMROCK.

If the first bosses are any indication of the epic, this game will be fun once you get past the initial creepy.

*Alt theory, this woman is really Dante's mother or somehow babysitter.

**The game is made by one of the original DMC team members, THAT IS WHAT MAKES IT NOT A DMC RIPOFF.