Dear Cram,

I'm sorry for consistently insulting you on a minute by basis. I really don't notice it myself until you point it out, but I shrug it off in about 5 seconds. I thought about the current situation and what I've done is wrong. Today's little misfit made me realize this. You're a great friend for standing it and listening to pointless things I have to say. I'll resist insulting you (as a joke) but I can't say I won't anymore. It'll happen less... a lot less, be sure of that. Again, I'm sorry.

To Kudo,

I know how crappy your life was in middle school and probably how much it sucks in general. I really don't care if you don't have any respect for me but at least read this apology. I thought about the trolling in real life thing and I came to the facts that insulting someone is the fastest form of attention and making one's self feel better, even as a joke. Though you really need to work on your temper, I understand whatever you're going through is hard for you. I'm sorry for ticking you off to the point where you lost all forms of respect for me.

To the rest,

I'm not going to be trolling you guys anymore... or not as much. I'll show decency as I do online in places elsewhere instead of my senseless in real life insults.

You guys all are great people and obviously deserve better, so in return I'm going to show you a better side of me.

tl;dr people:

I'm sorry for being an ass and trolling. I'm going to be nicer and etc.