+A gunner is running by enemies and started blasting every opponent in sight.
Gunner: "Ha! I am unstoppable! Not even God can help you now!"
+Meanwhile, two people are playing a videogame with the gunner as the playable character.
Person 1: I gotta take a whiz! You do the running AND shooting!
Person 2: "W-wait! I can't do this by myself!"
+As person 1 leaves the controller to another room, guy starts crashing into inanimate objects.
Gunner: "What's going on?! My legs!"
+Gunner starts running against almost anything in sight: Stacked boxes, enemies, bombs.
+Person 1 came running back.
Person 1: "I'm back! What'd I miss?"
Gunner is lying on the ground nearly dead. He shoots himself in the head resulting in an automatic game over. Person 1 is looking at the screen with jaws hanging.
Person 2: "Nice going, jackass. Now we have to start all over! You could at least pause the game!"
=TRANSITION=
+Three people are fighting a boss. Person 2 goes in front.
Person 2: "I'm going to try my new skill!"
Person 1: "Wait... WHAT?!"
+Person 2 brought out lots of coins. Person 2 starts throwing all of them, resulting in only 3000 gold thrown.
Person 3: "...What the hell?"
+Boss got greedy and started picking up the thrown coins.
Person 1: "What the ****?!"
+Person 1 starts choking person 2!
Person 1: "YOU WASTED MY ******* MONEY! UAAAAAAHHHH-"
BAM! Person 3 shot Person 1 in the head.
Person 3: "...Weegee..."
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As of 10/15/09:
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