Movies that sucked

magpie · Subject: Movies that sucked Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:30 pm

there are a lot of bad movies out there ranging from the disappointing (indiana jones 4) to the "why would anyone think this was ok?!" (transformers). so just write your mini-review of a so-bad-i-wanted-to-blind-myself-afterwards movie. ...btw, NO twilight reviews please.

Kudo · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:06 pm

too many to list...I've seen a lot of crap movies in my day

kiki.i · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:27 am

huh, i thought transformers wasn't half bad (but then again, i'm probably thinking about the animation... ^^' uh lets see... i didn't like mr. magorium's wonder emporium (sp?) yeah kinda old... but hey... ^^' (just trying to find something...)
i didn't like the plot, which was really really weird. animation was pretty .... cute, i guess? but yeah, my main complain was the plot...

oh, and hancock. it was pretty good overall, but yeah, again, plot (although is better then a lot of movies these days) is still awkward.

uh, that's all i can think of for now... ^^'

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magpie · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:35 pm

i have a theory that keanu reeves kills movies. in the last two i saw him in (dracula and the lake house) i wanted to kill him. i mean, in dracula, gary oldman spends a ton of time in a cinnamon-bun shaped wig and i still took him more seriously than keanu. also, his wimpy voice-over narration was torture. actually, the lake house is a "wtf?!" movie where at the end you wonder what just happened and sadly admit that you wasted 2 hours of your life. curse you, lake house!

Cram · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:44 pm

Pathology (R): a movie that was six seconds short of a porno film. Crappy story line, too many sex scenes, and the only good part was the totally insane doctor that was killing people.

UNRELATED: how come movies I like people hate them? ('cept 4 twilight. Its unanimous there.) Do I have bad taste in movies?

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Cram · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:46 pm

Kudo wrote:

too many to list...I've seen a lot of crap movies in my day

Pretty much every movie I've watched with him, he didn't like (except for Balls of Fury)

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Kudo · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Sun Jan 18, 2009 7:46 pm

Cram wrote:

Kudo wrote:

too many to list...I've seen a lot of crap movies in my day

Pretty much every movie I've watched with him, he didn't like (except for Balls of Fury)

what? I thought Superbad was pretty funny (although rather creepy in familiar dialouge)

magpie · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:35 pm

remember how i was dying to see "p.s. i love you"? i saw it a while ago on dvd and hated it. too much hilary swank (eww...) and not enough gerry butler. sadly, every movie i've seen with gerry in it lately (notably the mind-numbingly stupid and boring nim's island) just further serves to remind me that his phantom days are long gone.

more on nim's island later....

.sickling. · Subject: Re: Movies that sucked Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:41 pm

X-Men 3: It was a while ago, but it was slightly disappointing. It mean, it wasn't a BAD movie, but it was an exceedingly GREAT movie either. Drew too much comic-book influence into creating it, so it ended up having a less-than-epic finish.

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